"Myla I'm so proud of you for pooping (farting) on Mommy because she gets mad."
"I tried to give her her paci but she won't take it. I can't take it anymore. This is not a game."
"Melkyyyy don't even do it."
A conversation to himself, but I think it was with me. "Why do you ask me so many questions, Why do you ask ME so many questions? (said a few times) Why do you bring so many toys in the car? B/c I'm a kid that's why."
This kid kills me!